Her Sex Is As Rare As A Genie In a Bottle

Why should men wait for a genie in a bottle?




If you wanna be with me, baby theres a price to pay.
I'm a genie in a bottle.
Gotta rub the right way, if you wanna be with me.


If you can find one, you wait for her, and you keep her. 

BUT CHELS..... WHATS A GENIE IN A BOTTLE?

Mother F*cker it's a woman who knows what she wants in a partner, in bed, but makes you wait for the good goods.

You know.. The goods.
She won't come out of that bottle until she's rubbed right, by the perfect man.

She's the dessert you've waited for your whole life, but now all of a sudden a man finds her, he wants it now, now, now, and fucks it all up.
Sheesh men. 
Be patient with a genie if you want your wish to come true. 

They say that the traditional story of the genie gives you three wishes.
But, what if I told you if you were to trace the story back to its origin, there is an endless amount of wishes. 

She's just waiting for you to come and set her free. 
You gotta rub her the right way before you can.... Rub her the right way ;) 

If you wanna be with her sure theres a price to pay. 
The price is waiting.
Testing your patience.

How much are you willing to wait for a good thing? 

A words of advice with this euphoric Genie.

She is magical, so powerful she could blow your socks off.
Or your.. Never mind

It's almost like being starving.
You see two doors.
There is a line out of the door 1 for Shake Shack because everybody wants it.
There is no line in door 2 to McDonalds.


You haven't eaten in days and you can't stop thinking about the juiciest, most delicious burger.
It's got the crispy bacon, lettuce, the spicy mayo, and those succulent tomatoes you can't stop running through your mind.

It's that first bite you take and you wonder were in gods name have you been all my life?


BUT...
 That second door.
Oh, that tricky second door.

McDonalds might sound appealing to you because you'll get your food faster than Shake Shack, sure.

What if I told you just because you got your food faster, doesn't mean it will be as amazing.
It's actually going to end up being quite disappointing.
You were looking for the perfect meal to keep you coming back for more and to satisfy you for as long as possible.
BUT... truthfully, McDonalds just won't cut it.


If it's easy to get, it won't be amazing.
If it's amazing to get, it won't be easy.

Ya can't make a baby in one month by getting 9 women pregnant.
No matter how hard you try,  no matter how many nuggets you shove in your mouth, great things just take time.

Why do these girls make you wait?
Well, because they know what they have to offer.
They know they are a rare burger.

They know that every wish of yours can be made true, but in the end it is up to you.




The Chair With Chels💋 





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